Joyce:
Good evening, Quahog. Grim details continue to roll in at this hour in the story of the detached airplane advertising banner which caused a school bus to plummet into the Pawtuxet River.
Tom:
That's right, Joyce. Quahog's own Goldman's Pharmacy made headlines across the country after a banner of theirs caused the bus to drive off a bridge, tragically killing all the teenagers on board. Many of the students tweeted about the accident as it was happening. We have a few here. From @Jenny94: "Water seriously cold, yo. Here's @TheTed69: "I'm gonna survive this. LOL jk." "Jk," indeed.